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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Benny Hill

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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Benny Hill

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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. Clarence Darrow

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You know, one of the things I think you understand as president is you're held responsible for everything, but you don't always have control of everything, right? Barack Obama